Pappa wants mamma naked
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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