woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
you never un-have a 4some
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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