I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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