I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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