even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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