What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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