Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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