We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't think brook has ever known best
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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