Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
