...so i touched it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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