I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
