apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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