the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
birth control should be required to get into college
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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