when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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