She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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