bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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