So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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