shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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