She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He shit in the fireplace
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