Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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