return my video game
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
