how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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