He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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