Is it normal to miss your booty call?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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