She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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