Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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