Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you never un-have a 4some
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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