thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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