just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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