I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you never un-have a 4some
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