oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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