I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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