this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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