Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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