Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
