She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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