Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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