If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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