My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is it penis luge time yet?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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