Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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