I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
