I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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