used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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