Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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