im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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