Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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