we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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