U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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