I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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