you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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