Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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