you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
do herpes really smell.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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