i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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