im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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