Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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