Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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