Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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