He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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